My “purse” is a small leather, orange backpack. If I wear its straps over one arm and its body nestled between my elbow and body, it is indistinguishable from any other bag. Or so I thought.

“You’ll have to check that knapsack,” said the guard at a New Haven museum. I wanted to take some photos, maybe do some sketching, I explained my reasons for wishing to keep it. “You can give it a try, but the guards are going to tell you to check it.””If it’s okay with you, I’ll take my chances” I replied. With my bag securely tucked by my side, I entered numerous galleries. In each one I asked the guards about the museum’s collection. All were friendly and none made mention of my bag. I spent almost two hours making my way up to the fourth floor in one building, then down to the third in another building next door.

“You’ll have to check that knapsack,” one of very few women guards said. I explained my experience thus far. Her directive remained. I headed to the lockers downstairs. As I was descending the spiral staircase I heard a woman’s voice in snippets, “orange”, “woman”, “locker” and surmised that this same guard was informing all the other guards about me.  While making my way down the staircase, a guard approached. “Are you looking for the lockers?” “Thanks, I know the way.” I replied. Continuing down the same staircase, another guard neared, “Are you looking for the lockers?” “Thanks, I know the way.” I repeated. This exchange, as I made my way to the lockers, occurred a few more times.  Did they see me as a fugitive? Another guard approached with the same question, “Are you looking for the lockers?”  This time I said, “No, the exit.” The thrill of the place was dimming.

There by the exit was the original guard, smirking with a grin,” I told you so.”
“About what?” I replied, although of course I knew.
“About your bag.”
“Oh. It’s all good. Have a fine day.” I answered breezily, walking out the door, doing my best to hide my humiliation.

I’m not sure when I’ll go back. The Met’s collection in NY is so much better.

Note: The work shown is by Sol LeWitt. Photo taking in the museum is allowed.