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QUILOTOA LOOP: Chugchilan Part Two

Heavy rains throughout South America this year brought destruction, and the Quilotoa region of Ecuador was no exception. Rock slides were common and roads crumbled leaving huge gaps and treacherous conditions for unsuspecting motorists. The locals seemed to take this in stride maneuvering deftly around obstacles and barely marked missing roadway. Hiking trails, as I had learned all too well were affected too, but most remained intact.


After my adventure the previous day I was looking forward to a scenic, peaceful four hour hike from Chugchilan to a highly recommended hostal in Isinlivi. I booked a room for the night.

I was hoping Faye would join me: perhaps it was the dog bite she had gotten, or
our “bridge” crossing, or walking on “the goat path” the previous day that dampened her enthusiasm. She left on a bus back to Latacunga after breakfast.

I went over a map of my intended hike to Isinlivi thoroughly, speaking to a guide in Chugchilan for further confirmation, and was assured it was a well marked, safe trail.

I set off alone with the sturdy stick I acquired the day before-other hikers that day were doing the loop in the opposite direction. I followed the road out of Chugchilan reaching a footpath heading down to the river. A local man confirmed the way. (The path wasn’t quite as clearly marked as I had hoped.) One wrong turn brought me to the hut of an old Kichwa woman who spoke only Kichwa. I gathered she was none too pleased by my trespassing. I expressed my apologies in Spanish and quickly retraced my steps to the proper path.

The map came with a description of the hike and mentioned a sandy, steep decline. The beginning was easy enough-I thought this isn’t bad at all-until the drop was almost vertical. But the path, unlike yesterday’s, would perhaps yield a scrapped knee or dirty derrière-not an end of life. I used my walking stick with every step. Finally, reaching the bottom, I was glad I was not returning the same way.

In the valley was a tiny village with church and school. I stayed awhile watching the children, some were talking with one another, some were playing-boys invariably play futbol(soccer), girl’s seem to engage in less active recreation. I was greeted with “hola.”


The directions mentioned two river crossings: a suspension footbridge no longer in use-it was too dangerous-and the second, sturdier bridge a bit further down. I arrived at the first bridge and noticed its compromised state-many planks were missing.

Confident that I was well on my way to the second bridge and Isinlivi, I walked on. Four young blonde women came towards me.

They had just been walking along a small meadow, finding it strange that water was soon up to their ankles. Then they heard a roar and the side of a hill opened up gushing with mud. Wet earth came spilling down, sweeping everything up in its path. Locals were yelling for them to run and guided them to safety. A cow was killed in minutes. Fortunately there were no other known casualties. The good bridge was wiped out.

I missed the mudslide-and the crossing of the river-by minutes.

The young women were shaken. We chatted a bit then they walked on. Their legs were muddy up to their knees.

It took me a minute to register the events. The good bridge was gone?? How would I be getting to Isinliví?

I decided to investigate my options and walked the short distance to the mudslide area assured by the presence of lingering locals. They were busy cutting up, and cleaning the entrails, of the freshly killed cow. I asked them about getting to Isinlivi. A few told me, “There is no way to get there now.” One local suggested I use the old/unsafe bridge then bushwhack along the river until I joined the proper path. However, the previous day’s hike was enough to satisfy any desire for precarious paths and bridges.

The only option was to return to Chugchilan. I did not look forward to ascending the steep path I had come down. There was a different route by road, but it was much longer and there was, according to the locals, no chance of encountering any vehicles.

I stopped again at the small, now vacant, village, this time to muster strength for the climb. Back down by the river, near the mudslide, retained a threatening air. I thought it best not to stay too close. The locals showed no concern.

The 750 meter(2460 feet) climb was arduous and slow going. Once again my walking stick was indispensable. About midway a man carrying a machete passed me on his way down offering me encouragement. “You’re almost there.” He said with a big smile. I appreciated his kindness and forged on. My trek was for many locals their usual route.

Once I reached the main road I hitched a ride in the back of a pickup truck. It wasn’t a far walk, but it was uphill and I was tired.

Back at the hostal news of the mudslide was on most people’s lips. Strategies were discussed for hiking out to Isinlivi the following day. Many were certain they could get there using the old bridge and bushwhacking or hoping the mud had settled enough to walk on near the new bridge.

I was invited to hike with them, but declined.

I had already decided I’d be heading to the coast for some relaxation.

QUILOTOA LOOP: Chugchilan

The crown jewel of the Quilotoa region is its crystalline crater lake. Extremely strong gusts of wind dissuaded me from walking along the crater’s rim, but the 400 meter walk from the rim down to the lake had its own challenges. The narrow, serpentine, loose path was very steep and walkers competed for space with the donkeys that transported tourists up from the bottom. After enjoying the view, I made my way back up with considerable effort and frequent stops. Passing me were the local men, women, old and young, and children who guided the donkeys up and down several times a day or carried necessities.

I spent the night in a comfortable hostal offering private bed and bath with a wood burning stove, dinner and breakfast for $15. There I met Faye, from South Korea, who was hiking to Chugchilan, about 13kms away, the following day. I was tempted and we decided to hike together.

Equipped with a map, and the maps.me app we set off around 10am. Faye confidently led the way. The beginning was not auspicious. Shortly into our hike some dogs came out from their domain and Faye was bitten. Frightened, but not deterred Faye now with a good bruise on her leg, decided to walk on. The dogs’ owners made amends by arming us with a sturdy stick to ward off any other aggressors. We picked up two more.

We verified our route with the family and continued hiking. The terrain was hilly. The path sandy and rocky. The landscape was dotted with small settlements of wooden and cement shacks and patches of crops. Signs with arrows confirmed our path as did the maps.me app. All seemed in order until we arrived at “a bridge” crossing a ravine. The “bridge” was a single tube that went the length of the wide gap hoisted with several vertical cables attached to a single cable above. Crossing it would require shimming horizontally along the tube with arms used for guidance and moral support. It was a daunting passage, but the well worn path on both sides gave us confidence. (I had seen people using similarly funky bridges in Asia.) “People must use this all the time.” I said.

Faye went first. Standing about 4’10″(1.47 meters) she struggled to reach the cable above that sloped down toward the middle, but she got across. My going second gave me just enough time to get thoroughly spooked. The sway of the pipe did nothing to ease my nerves, but I too-with some much needed encouragement midway-got to the other side. We congratulated ourselves for our accomplishment and walked on–so elated as to not notice the precarious path we were embarking on.

Moments later the precipitous path could no longer be ignored. It narrowed to less than a foot in width with a cliff on one side and a very deep drop on the other. Adding further concern, the path itself with a tilt toward the abyss was loose sand of inconclusive weight bearing capacity. The situation was clear to me. We would not survive a fall. Faye wanted to forge on. Her small feet fit the path better than mine. My survival instincts kicked in. I wasn’t taking another step forward and the only movement I managed was with my mouth uttering a word beginning with F. Even the small patch of earth I was sitting on felt uncomfortably unstable. Talking with Faye calmed me, but I was not willing to walk on.

Unfortunately, the only alternative was traversing back over “the bridge”. Faye and I had different fears. I preferred the bridge to the path. The sky was darkening and rain would definitely make the path even more treacherous than I was certain it already was. It didn’t take long for us to agree-we made a good team-to go back over the bridge. I thought of Philippe Petit, who walked on a high wire between the Twin Towers, for inspiration. Faye prayed.

The crossing was without incident. We forged up some steep, but passable hills in search of a road. Some school children pointed us in the right direction and soon after we hitched a ride to Chugchilan.

Sharing our exploits with the driver, he concurred that we had been on the right path all along…until we showed him the picture of “the bridge.” “That’s not a bridge, that’s a water pipe!” I won’t describe the look of horror on his face.

We repeated our tale anticipating the-now that we were out of danger-amusing reactions of dismay. We were not disappointed. The photos clinched it. (People asked to take photos of our photos to show their friends.)

“You’re safe now.” one man kindly conceded. “That’s all that matters,” he added. When we tried to justify our choice by repeating the advice of the locals and following the signs, we learned the path had become too dangerous from erosion. “It’s suitable for goats, not people.”

But why the path came to and continued beyond “the bridge” remains a mystery.

I slept relatively well in Chugchilan that night relieved that disaster had been averted but questioning my judgment at arriving in such a predicament.

HAVANA

IMG_3746My parents spent their honeymoon in Miami, but they had considered going to Havana instead. Such easy access has changed considerably for U.S. citizens over the years.

My desire to get there in 2000 began with a call to American Airlines. The employee hung up on me. Perhaps we were disconnected, but I don’t think so. After several other inquiries I began to feel as if I was trying to visit a black hole.

Further investigation eventually yielded a tourist company in Canada. Arrangements and payments were made for my flight to Havana via Toronto and a beautiful room with a balcony and view in one of Havana’s stunning hotels in the old center.

The flights went well and entering Cuba with an U.S. passport was no problem. I arrived at the hotel and presented my voucher. The gentleman at the desk said it wasn’t valid.
There was no recourse and no way of knowing where the blame lie. The only room he could offer me, at an additional expense, was one in the basement without windows.

My call to the Canadian agency concluded with the notification that my agent no longer worked there.
Nothing more.

Fortunately Havana cast a potent spell.

A DEAL

imageAfter considerable cajoling, my parents finally gave in and bought me a television. I was probably around sixteen. It was an 18 inch black and white TV: one of my cherished possessions, until college, when my interest in television viewing waned considerably. Years later I decided to sell it. It was still in good condition, and asked what I deemed a fair price. Maybe it was $50 or $75, I can’t recall.

I was renting a room at that time in a beautiful home. The owner was away and I shared it with her nineteen-year-old son.

I had advertised in the local paper, found a buyer, and arranged for the TV to be picked up. I asked the son, in case I was out, if he could handle the sale. “Sure”, he said, ” no problem.”

Later that day, I arrived home. “That guy came by, here’s your money,” the son said. “Great, thanks so much.” I replied. But, when I went to my room, my TV was still there.

Heading back into the living room I noticed the gap where the owner’s 27 inch color television once was.

LEARNING A THING ABOUT CARS

sb_web026After my first year in college, mid-70’s, I found employment working at Saratoga Race Course, again as a hotwalker, a job I began in my high school years. Days begin early at racetracks and getting to work required having a car. My parents had bought a second-hand 1967 Camaro convertible, Little Red (Big Red was a 1957 Pontiac Starchief, who had died a few years before.) and they lent her to me for that summer. Although she was in relatively poor condition, her red rust competed with the once fire engine red paint, and she guzzled gas and oil with an unquenchable thirst, she was fabulous. Driving to and from work with the top down could only be described as a thrill.

One evening, exhausted from a long day, I pulled into a self-service gas station to fill her up. Ready to pay, an attendant came over and asked, “Did you convert your car?” “Excuse me?” I replied. “Did you convert your car to diesel?’ he continued. “No, why?” I asked.”Well you just filled your car with diesel and if it hasn’t been converted I wouldn’t start it up.”

It took a few days to get Little Red back, negotiating rides to work was not an easy task.

I noticed some time thereafter, the size of the gas pump nozzles were changed. A mistake such as mine could no longer be made. But I am confident that that is one mistake I would not have made again anyway.

SHOPPING IN SOHO

P1040458Some time in the 80’s, maybe the 90’s, boutiques, particularly in SoHo, began looking very sparse and minimalist. Sometimes an entire retail space might have just a few racks of clothing to look through. It was also a time when I noticed a general aloofness among the sales staff. I could enter a shop, look around, pull a few items off a rack, even try them on before someone working there would say hello.

I was walking down Broadway and saw a shop with a single rack of coats on display. It was November or so and I was in need of something for the winter months ahead. I stepped inside and began looking through the garments. The space was mostly bare and no one was in attendance.

After a few moments, a young well-dressed woman approached “Can I help you?” she asked. “No thank you, I’m just looking,” I replied. “I am not sure what you are looking for, but this is a hair salon,” she added.

It didn’t take me long to realize that the coats I was assessing were not for sale.

EUREKA

The distinctive click of the door as it locked was something I listened for.

I dashed out of my apartment to a small shop nearby-one of few open that Sunday morning, sixteen years ago. My morning attire of comfort casual was discordant with the impeccably dressed Parisian men and women strolling along, but no one seemed to notice.  With my purchase of envelopes in hand, I quickly retraced my steps back home. I reached for my keys, they were not in my pocket, but where I had left them, on the other side of my apartment door.

My boyfriend had gone skiing and wasn’t expected to return until late that evening. I descended the seven flights of stairs and rang the bell of Isabella, the concierge. She was not at home. Sunday she often spent with her family or friends.

I again stepped outside into the chilly morning, aware of the darkening clouds. I knew none of my friends’ phone numbers and asking my neighbors if I could hang around all day did not seem like a great idea.

I bought a hearty sandwich from a boulangerie with about six dollars worth of francs to spare. At some point Eureka, a film, came to mind. I had wanted to see it, but had been dissuaded by it’s more than three and one-half hour running time . It was playing near the Centre Pompidou about an hour’s walk away and the matinee price was one I could afford.

Eureka was an extraordinary film. I enjoyed it immeasurably, but the warm, cozy seat I nestled in for hours undoubtedly added to its appeal.

B. AND I

IMG_3524Decades ago three friends and I were driving back at night from Gubbio’s lively festival to Urbino, in Italy, about an hour’s drive.  We passed two fellow students hitching home and stopped to give them a ride. Our rented Fiat was not built for six, but we’d manage. The woman sitting shotgun, B., offered to put some things in the trunk to make more room in the car. On the backseat two of the women sat on the other women’s laps. We were a mix of Italians and Americans all studying in Urbino for various lengths of time. We chatted freely while B. was outside.

B. got in and gave me back the keys so I could start the car. The key would not turn. I jiggled it several times before it turned freely, too freely. I was now holding  only part of the key. The narrow end was still inside the ignition.

“I had some trouble opening the trunk. I guess I tried too hard.” B. said sheepishly.  Stunned, I thought, “We’ll all be here awhile.” But I was wrong. The four women hopped out of the backseat, said some quick goodbyes, and were soon offered a ride.

B. and I stood on the side of the dark country road.

The details of the moments that follow remain vague: B. and I made it home, the Fiat was towed, damages were paid.

However, I vividly recall watching a car drive off with the four women inside.